Thursday, May 19, 2011

tak percaya

Hello World.

I feel like teaching You You and You on How to Use The Words 'Tak Percaya' in the correct situation, time, and place. Err not really 'teaching' but more towards 'showing' it in sarcastic ways i guess.




First way:

Boboy: Tell you what Julie? Since three months before I did practise non-stop eating! Okay except when i was sleeping. And you know what I CANT BELIEVE I gained 100 kgs! really I cant believe it. OMG!

Julie: Err. What else you are expecting for?



Second way:

Julie: Hey what happened to you?!

Boboy: Yesterday I went to the Zoo and I jumped into the tiger cage. and the tiger got my leg. Luckily he/she left me another one. OMG I CANT BELIVE IT the tiger ate my leg.




Third way:

Boboy: Julie Julie! Have a look at my new vaccum cleaner! I CANT BELIEVE it can suck all dirts on my carpet. OMG! still CANT BELIVE IT!

Julie: *Kedebush Kedebush Kedebush*




I know the examples above seem not so clear. But the point is. tak payahlah nak cakap 'tak percaya' untuk perkara yang memang niche. memang lumrah. macam Si Boboy tu memang dah sah sah kalau kau makan banyak kau jadik gemok. apa yang tak percaya nya. memang dah sah sah dah kau terjun dalam sangkar rimau kena baham. kecuali ah harimau tu mati. dan memang lah vacuum tu untuk sedut kotoran. apa yang kau bengap ni. something like this. kecuali lah kalau ade perkataan kecuali. (dan dengan izin Allah. kalau Allah tak izin pun tak jadik jugak.)

dan memang lah kau dapat four flat kalau bangun tido terus menghadap buku. lepas dah habis baca lecture notes kau belek pulak buku lain. bila Solomon, Campbell tak cukup kau pegi library korek sumber lain pulak. bila kau tak reti buat maths kau pegi jumpa lecturer. siapkan semua tutorial. kau kopek answer scheme kat belakang buku kau hafal step. kau hafal maksud ayat sebijik macam dalam nota. tido lambat. duduk kat meja study for more than 6 hours. sampai sakit sakit. sampai mata kau lebam macam panda. telan panadol berbijik bijik. lepas tu bila dapat flat kau nak kecoh cakap TAK PERCAYA.

kecualilah kalau kau bangun tido kau sambung balik tido. bila dah pukul 8 kau skip kelas. kau ponteng lecture kelas tutorial practical. kau tak sentuh buku langsung. kau tak siapkan tutorial. kau tak hanta pun assignmet. pagi kau bangun kau main game. Facebook 24 jam. gossip sane sini. jumaat sabtu ahad kau lepak kat luar. lepas tu kau dapat flat. macam ni baru boleh kau kecoh cakap TAK PERCAYA.


sekian. Sorry. Mood sangat annoyed! hahaha taktahu apesal ape. Post ni maybe akan di delete balik. bila perasaan marah dah reda muaahaha.

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